contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via poehlfection)

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via thesaturdaynightshow)

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gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

(via korratic)

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"As much as they probably hate hearing this as well, they were the band that encouraged me to rip the knees of my jeans and write on them in marker pen. I wrote on them in red ink, ‘I’ve got soul and I’m superbad!’." Alex Turner on The Strokes (via motherfuckincornerstone)

(Source: motherfuckincornerstone, via lesson-learned-wish-me-luck)

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theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

(Source: heavy-persuasion, via lesson-learned-wish-me-luck)

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